UGH, I was ALONE in the theatre until about 5-minutes-of when a bunch of dweebs came into Captain America. Movie was good, popcorn was good, that’s all I can ask, right?. Generally I don’t really care about super hero movies, they kill tension because you know certain things just AREN’T going to happen.
Shout out to the idiots sitting in front of me who, anytime Scarlett Johansson was on screen, began ooh-ing and aah-ing and groaning like it was a peep show. It seemed like a chore after a while, like we do this because we are young men and this is how you act when you see a woman society has agreed is attractive… so that was gross.
Also, why isn’t Cobie Smulders in EVERYTHING? She’s incredible. (I just googled the spelling of her name and the first autofill was “Cobie Smulders Feet”, barf. I hate earth)