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If you ever look over at me and wonder, what is Brian thinking about? The answer is thighs. The answer is always thighs.

White Fence

—I Am a Sunday

It’s a White Fence kind of day, gorgeous and mellow

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How are there still guys complaining about women wearing makeup? Why am I still seeing this tired fucking argument? This pseudo-nice guy bullshit is so transparent it makes me sick, EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT YR DOING. Women look great either way, keep yr useless opinions to yrself for fucking once.

John Mulaney on Speakeasy with Paul F. Tompkins

This is a great interview and Mulaney’s laugh at 20:50 is my favorite, such an honest moment during an absurd story


—Waiting For October

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