totallybrian

#tbt to 5th grade Brian at Disney World in what can only be described as a “watermelon outfit” performing the hilarious “hand up the tiki god’s nose” bit.

#tbt to 5th grade Brian at Disney World in what can only be described as a “watermelon outfit” performing the hilarious “hand up the tiki god’s nose” bit.

totallybrian:

Should be trying to fall asleep

Instead looking up CRASS t-shirts on Etsy

Just found a fucking rad VOID shirt and I know none of you care but gimme a break

Should be trying to fall asleep

Instead looking up CRASS t-shirts on Etsy

How often do you guys watch this video?

If you said anything less than “monthly”, WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS.

I just wanted to come home and watch an old Bond movie but they’re all on VHS so I can’t (first world problems, 1990’s edition)
So instead I’m listening to a podcast and watching “Inside Daisy Clover” starring the most important person, Natalie Wood. She has short hair in this, it might ruin my life.

I just wanted to come home and watch an old Bond movie but they’re all on VHS so I can’t (first world problems, 1990’s edition)

So instead I’m listening to a podcast and watching “Inside Daisy Clover” starring the most important person, Natalie Wood. She has short hair in this, it might ruin my life.

You know how we do tawny

You know how we do tawny

If I drastically changed just 2 or 3 aspects of my life I’d be an absolute CATCH!

But currently I am, at best, a side-bitch who you are ashamed to think is cute but enjoy making out with.

I wish I could go see Obvious Child again with those same 5 strangers I saw it with a month ago.

I wish I could go see Obvious Child again with those same 5 strangers I saw it with a month ago.

(Source: obviouschildmovie)

Do I REALLY have a crush on a girl who works at a record store?

H8 myself