totallybrian

Totallybrian Comforts a Friend: A Brief Conversation

Friend: “I don’t know, it’s like, he doesn’t write cute stuff on my Facebook…”

Me: “Is that something you guys do? Do you write on his? Hey there… Smushy. Yr just a little La Bouche.

Friend: “Who is La Bouche?”

Me: “They sang ‘Be My Lover’.”

Lyres

—Help You Ann

doseage:

Lyres - Help You Ann (1983)

(Source: kdo)

tawny:

totallybrian:

tawny:

yesterday a straight man told me that nicki minaj’s butt isn’t even nice because it’s too big

what the fuck is wrong with him let’s discuss

I have a feeling by ‘straight man’ you meant ‘caucasian toddler’

not white but very much a toddler

I’ve never been this shocked in my life

tawny:

yesterday a straight man told me that nicki minaj’s butt isn’t even nice because it’s too big

what the fuck is wrong with him let’s discuss

I have a feeling by ‘straight man’ you meant ‘caucasian toddler’

I have literally watched nothing but They Came Together and the 6th season of Parks and Rec since Friday, and yes I know what literally means

I have literally watched nothing but They Came Together and the 6th season of Parks and Rec since Friday, and yes I know what literally means

thisiserinscherer:

An important brunch.  Soon to be in the annals of women’s history.