On the internet you can type “send me nudes” and sometimes people will. How fucking weird is that?
Had no faith in the girl who made my chicken sandwich, and it sucked. Chex Mix for dinner yet again.
You have a job where you actually make a difference and help people. I always thought I was punk, but I work for a multinational corporation.
—Me, last night, sober.
Having an entire saturday with nothing to do is a glorious thing