totallybrian

Is listening to “A Million Miles Away” alone in the dark a bad sign or a terrible sign?

theheftyhideaway:


"If you go home with someone, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!" - John Waters

And a decent record collection.

Last time I saw him live he referenced this quote and how popular it became, then said, “I mean… you can still fuck ‘em”

theheftyhideaway:

"If you go home with someone, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!" - John Waters

And a decent record collection.

Last time I saw him live he referenced this quote and how popular it became, then said, “I mean… you can still fuck ‘em”

(Source: oldfilmsflicker)

Bathory

—Equimanthorn

 

theelainebenesbenediction:

Hey dudes, if a woman on the street is wearing headphones and you flag her down but she keeps ignoring you, don’t touch her. I can see you, I don’t want to talk to you, don’t fucking touch me. Don’t touch strangers.

I second this emotion

I need more friends I can casually make out with, and by more I mean more than the zero I currently have.

Yvonne Craig (Batgirl) on The Dating Game

(Source: scrawfish)

I just texted my friend “I’m hells beachy”

Shout out to the lady eating dinner at the next table who sat down already holding a glass of wine