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I just put on Lost In Translation to play in the background while I do some stuff and I always always always forget about Scarlett Johansson’s butt at the beginning. Always.

I just realized why I loved this action figure when I was little. It’s the legs. Who knew Voltron had a hand in developing my love of plump thighs?

I just realized why I loved this action figure when I was little. It’s the legs. Who knew Voltron had a hand in developing my love of plump thighs?

I forgot to tell you guys - a couple weekends ago a girl at a party told me, no less than 10 times, that I remind her of Seth Rogen. When I (repeatedly) told her I don’t consider that a compliment she replied, “Oh no, I think he’s TOTALLY funny”

People used to tell me I looked like Ryan Adams, oh how far I’ve fallen.

Going through my postcard collection, this one from 1936 just says, “Everything fine today and got here in record time. -E.” Literally nothing to write home about.

Going through my postcard collection, this one from 1936 just says, “Everything fine today and got here in record time. -E.” Literally nothing to write home about.

Thrilling Adventure Hour #178: Beyond Belief, “Jones on Third”

Have you guys heard the newest Beyond Belief? It’s really really good. I want fellow Thrilling Adventure Hour fans to write to me because we need to be friends and maybe get married.